My son’s little half brother took this pic a while back. He was a true monster in size, well over 2′. He soon became 2 Gila Monsters, roughly half that size.
We couldn’t kill this Gila Monster because they’re protected, even though a bite can kill you…
My son’s girlfriend/baby mama took this one last week:
Once again, rattlesnakes are also protected, so this one’s head came off as he was trying to attack my son with a machete. Gotta teach those rattlers not to run with sharp things…
We gotta do something about educating these protected critters, they just keep dying due to natural causes.
The two main points being made by Democrats in support of Elena Kagan’s nomination to the Supreme Court merely serve to remind us that Democrats are inveterate liars.
We opted in for the $8,000 tax credit offered by the fine lying ass folks at the census bureau and filled out all the needed paperwork (in triplicate) as required. Now we got the REAL census for today and it asks all kinds of questions that are none of their business and have absolutely NOTHING to do with either program, all in the name off the flaming assholes at Homeland Security.
Here’s an example:
If you sold your home today how much do you think it would be worth?
WTF makes that their business?
They can suck a bag of dicks, sideways, just send me my 8k you lying pieces of shit.
It’s certainly not my fault or problem if they can’t administer their system.
The other day I read that Barack Obama gets two or more turds in the mail every day and it got me wondering - who is sending him the other one and what mail/freight service are they using? The postage is really cutting into my budget…
I could add some other deserving Marxist assholes to my mailing list, (Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid come to mind), if those overnight mail rates were a little cheaper.
It’s the last friggin’ week in March and this is Nobel Prize-winning Global Warming brought to you by the Lying PIECE OF SHIT who stole won the Nobel Prize.
Southern Arizona…go figure.
He should be lined up against a wall of Liberals and shot by a blind, dizzy firing squad until they can no longer hear bodies falling. He’s such an asshole, except for the fact that assholes have a function.
Obambi!
Nipping Obarneys fame in the bud every day.
The main differences are skin color and approval rating. Everbody liked Barney, Obambi, not so much, and it’s dwindling every day…
Go herd some unicorns and quit fucking with my money, Marxist piece of shit. You know it’s getting serious when CNBC notices, and admits there’s a problem.
Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader : Obama a “light-skinned” black man “with no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one.”
Honest assessment-
Bullwinkle - Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and many other Democrats are all well-mannered Marxists who don’t sound like Marxists when anyone important is listening. Al Gore and Jack Murtha are skidmarks on the underwear of life all the friggin’ time. Democrats suck. All the friggin’ time. Each and every one of the useless parasitic thieves.
All that was said without regard to race or ethnicity or even gender. That’s how it’s done Harry, you useless, parasitic, racist, thieving piece of shit.