We couldn’t kill this Gila Monster because they’re protected, even though a bite can kill you…

My son’s girlfriend/baby mama took this one last week:

Once again, rattlesnakes are also protected, so this one’s head came off as he was trying to attack my son with a machete. Gotta teach those rattlers not to run with sharp things…

We gotta do something about educating these protected critters, they just keep dying due to natural causes.

Ann Coulter wrote it and said it!

All Dems are liars, always have been, always will be. Sucks to be a lying Democrat.

Here’s an example:

If you sold your home today how much do you think it would be worth?

WTF makes that their business?

They can suck a bag of dicks, sideways, just send me my 8k you lying pieces of shit.

It’s certainly not my fault or problem if they can’t administer their system.

BTW, it’s not for SALE AT ANY PRICE, DICKHEADS!

Take that, San Francisco and other sanctuary cities.

Oh, yeah, bite my ass while you’re at it, you Leftist Morons.

I could add some other deserving Marxist assholes to my mailing list, (Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid come to mind), if those overnight mail rates were a little cheaper.

It’s the last friggin’ week in March and this is Nobel Prize-winning Global Warming brought to you by the Lying PIECE OF SHIT who stole won the Nobel Prize.

Southern Arizona…go figure.

He should be lined up against a wall of Liberals and shot by a blind, dizzy firing squad until they can no longer hear bodies falling. He’s such an asshole, except for the fact that assholes have a function.

Fuck Him.

Yes, there is such a thing as a CALK HOLSTER.

Not be confused with with Glenn Greenwald, noted COCK HOLSTER

Obarney!

He was famous for it.

Obambi!
Nipping Obarneys fame in the bud every day.

The main differences are skin color and approval rating. Everbody liked Barney, Obambi, not so much, and it’s dwindling every day…

Go herd some unicorns and quit fucking with my money, Marxist piece of shit. You know it’s getting serious when CNBC notices, and admits there’s a problem.

Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader : Obama a “light-skinned” black man “with no Negro dialect unless he wanted to have one.”

Honest assessment-

Bullwinkle - Barack Obama, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, and many other Democrats are all well-mannered Marxists who don’t sound like Marxists when anyone important is listening. Al Gore and Jack Murtha are skidmarks on the underwear of life all the friggin’ time. Democrats suck. All the friggin’ time. Each and every one of the useless parasitic thieves.

All that was said without regard to race or ethnicity or even gender. That’s how it’s done Harry, you useless, parasitic, racist, thieving piece of shit.

Hey, he was asking for it!